NOT IN THIS WORLD.

In 2 days I get to do my favourite part of being in a band. Playing shows and going on tour. All the other nonsense that comes along with it can massage the universe’s shitty prostate. Live shows are where it’s at because it’s where you’re at. And you guys are what makes this whole thing fun. So, if you’re coming - thank you. If you’re not? Please do. Throw away your inhibitions and insecurities for 4 hours. Wear whatever you want. Paint shit on your face. No one will be judging you in our house. Fuck off all your cares and your worries for the night. They’ll all still be there in the morning. Why not deal with them with ringing ears and aching limbs? It’s time to have some fun.

OCT 1 - BRISTOL ACADEMY

OCT 2 - NORWICH UEA

OCT 4 - LONDON HMV FORUM

OCT 5 - LEEDS ACADEMY

OCT 6 - GLASGOW BARROWLAND

OCT 7 - (we’re going to Alton Towers. Fuck yeaaah.)

OCT 8 - SOUTHAMPTON GUILDHALL

OCT 9 - WOLVERHAMPTON WULFRUN HALL

OCT 10 - MANCHESTER ACADEMY 2 (SOLD OUT)

OCT 12 - NOTTINGHAM ROCK CITY

We’ll be hanging out before and after all of these shows, without fail, so come and say hey. There are a few after shows which Iain and I are DJing, but these are strictly for grown ups. They have a license to sell naughty pop and little drinks that taste like liquorice, petrol & pain. Check out website or something for more info. I think. I could find out details but I can’t be bothered right now/I don’t know any of them either.

Let’s dance. Let’s shout. Shake your body down to the ground.

In Gold Blood

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